9th Howl // 4th Wall Day

[wolvesxeyes]

[Sarea had been chilling in the library ever since finding chocolate books for Lily. She has one under her arm for her own use as she goes to exit, just pausing outside the doors to stare at the strange people suddenly mulling about.]

...what the fuck is going on now?

[Annnnd then Sarea retreats back into the library, planning on hiding out there until she's forced to leave. Wolf can be found curled in an arm chair with her feet kicked up, reading through a candy-making book dedicated to different forms of chocolate.

Please do come bother her!]

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[short4cattybitch]

That's what I want to know.

[wolvesxeyes]

[Wolf doesn't know that voice, so she pauses before answering.]

You a Keep res or one of the newbies?

[short4cattybitch]

Newbie.

[wolvesxeyes]

Ah. Welcome to the Keep, then. Don't expect to leave anytime soon; it won't happen.

[Assuming the usual rules apply to all the new people, anyways.]

[short4cattybitch]

I'm not planning on sticking around long, honestly.

[wolvesxeyes]

Best of luck with that, really. Let me know if you succeed in leaving, though, I'd love to get out myself.

[short4cattybitch]

Is it hard to get out or something?

[This is sounding more and more like some kind of random Organization test.]

[wolvesxeyes]

Never tried, myself. Heard others that tried woke up back in their rooms naked, worn out, and with no memories.

So, yeah, I'd say it's pretty hard. Feel free to try, but don't expect t'remember trying.

[short4cattybitch]

I guess I'll just have to do better than them.

[Not a problem.]

[wolvesxeyes]

Alrighty then, lemme know how it turns out.

[Not that she expects her to remember to.]

[quatre_jours]

[Do you see the strange man, riddled with JPEG artifacts, peering at you through a bookshelf?]

Loopk at this FOXY BROD............

[wolvesxeyes]

[Wolf sees him, alright. And if his hearings any good, he'll note the warning growl rumbling deep in her throat.

That's the only response his rather unwanted words will illicit, for now.]

[quatre_jours]

[The man runs around the book case out into the open.]

HEY I HERD TERE WAS SOME CHOIPCE ASS OVER IN THS VICKINNITY

[wolvesxeyes]

[The growl is a louder rumble now, and her eyes have slitted. Most people would be taking the hint by now, but she's pretty sure this dumbass isn't that smart.]

Fuck. off.

[quatre_jours]

the wofl......... has sum ANGRR.

[A poorly-drawn whistle appears in his hand, which he blows loudly.]

TECHNICAL FOWL

[wolvesxeyes]

[Wolf is ten seconds from away from lunging at you, stupid man.]

You have ten seconds to vacate the fucking room, jackass, or else you're getting torn apart.

[quatre_jours]

ESCAPE TO THE SID MINEUVER

[A poorly-drawn skateboard appears beneath the man's feet. He starts to gracefully float away. A word in the air, written in majestic comic sans, follows after him, reading...]

LIFDOFF

[wolvesxeyes]

[...what. what was that even... Wolf stares for a moment before blinking, shaking her head, and settling back down into the chair.

She's just going to pretend that that never happened and go back to reading her book, yup, that's what she's going to do.]

[culinarybeast]

[Tetsu's not one to visit the library, but he can't stand staying shut up in his room any longer. The keep is packed, people won't shut up, no one sounds like they got any clue about what's going on, and to make things worse the keep's sudden increase in population's probably gonna drain the stock in the pantry.

All the madness has driven the totetsu to hiding in the one place no one would probably think to look for him. So here's Tetsu, stomping into the library and throwing himself down on to the nearest piece of furniture.]

Forget this.

[wolvesxeyes]

[Sarea's a bit jumpy after her last unwelcome guest, so the lycan jerks when the door slams open and shut and peers over the arm of her chair, tail bristled.

Well. He at least looks like he's just trying to hide away from the others like she is, so he's probably not going to turn out to be like that other dumbass. Hopefully.]

Welcome to my sanctuary.

[This is said with a tiny amount of sarcasm and a wave over the huge arm of her chair, though she won't be moving unless she has to.]

[culinarybeast]

[Well crap, so much for being alone. He hadn’t even checked to see if the library was already occupied before coming in. Either way the place is still quieter then what’s outside and heck if he’s leaving now just because of some wolf smelling broad.

He looks over at her from where he plopped himself.]

No kiddin’. Guess you’re not one of new people then, are ya?

[wolvesxeyes]

[Meh, he doesn't seem to be looking for a fight, so Wolf won't give him one. She just settles back into her chair, kicking her feet up again and returning to her book.]

Nope. I'm just another Keep res whose hiding in the library, as I assume you're dong. Crowds aren't my thing.

[To many frigging scents and voices.]

[culinarybeast]

Yeah, somethin’ like that.

[The keep is just too much to deal with right now. Too loud, too crowded, and too annoying.]